The Lava Tube Hale #12
“When I reincarnate, I want to come back as one of the gnats in your wine.” …
Category: Letters to my Mentor
Constant updates for our move to the Lava Tube Hale! All in a letter format to my mentor.
The Lava Tube Hale #11
“Until the solar kit come in, all we really need is 1 candelabra and a chin strap so we can switch it from your head to mine, and back and forth.” …
The Lava Tube Hale #10
“What is the musical note of the pop of a champagne cork? If I wrote a song, it would be in that key.” …
The Lave Tube Hale #9
“Look baby. At the end of filling the gas tank, I lift the hose like this to get out the last trickle.
Every 3 years, that’s a ¼ tank of gas! Most likely less.” …
The Lava Tube Hale #8
“I have to fly home by myself?!?!”
“Yup. You’re gonna have to find your
big boy panties.”
“They’re all dirty.” …
The Lava Tube Hale #7
“I feel like I was up till 4 last night drinking tequila and walking the perimeter with the pick ax…” …
The Lava Tube Hale #6
“He’s a ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ kinda guy. I’m a ‘Give us this day our daily rice’ kinda girl.” …
The Lava Tube Hale #5
“I’ve found our OV business. We will open a sign store and all we will sell is NO TRESPASSING signs. We’re gonna kill it.” …
The Lava Tube Hale #4
“A solar heated toilet seat? Un-Google-able.” …
The Lava Tube Hale #3
“I bought us a good, heavy duty extension cord. If someone steals it, I want them to at least be able to trade it for a good batch of crack.” …